Posted 1 hour ago

http://captainbutttouch.tumblr.com/post/96133668704/okay-so-i-know-i-dont-look-it-but-i-am-half

captainbutttouch:

Okay so I know I don’t look it - but I am half Mexican. My mother is 100% Mexican. My father is all American.

SO

My dad was watching the news and all the sudden he goes into this rant on how “Mexican look like terrorists.”

We start telling him that’s not okay and try and get him to calm…

Posted 2 hours ago
giraphics:

rapewhistled:

wtf is that real

yeah

giraphics:

rapewhistled:

wtf is that real

yeah

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Posted 2 hours ago

Thranduil and Legolas - behind the scenes - 

(Source: armitageuniverse)

Posted 3 hours ago
thisisntmeimnotmechanical:

territorialcreep:

sir-hathaway:

"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-

I read that in a very french accent

I love that cat’s mustache.

thisisntmeimnotmechanical:

territorialcreep:

sir-hathaway:

"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-

I read that in a very french accent

I love that cat’s mustache.

Posted 3 hours ago

arrow-dodger:

Here is a picture of me being a “hottie” today. Yup.

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago
iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

ooooooze:

negrophagist:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS FOR CARS!? BUT LETS NOT FORGET ABOUT OUR TAXES.

what do taxes have to do with this? line-x is a private company

Posted 1 day ago

reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

(Source: mozartsdad)

Posted 1 day ago

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

Posted 1 day ago

thetidesinitsgrave:

wawaqueen:

Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave

This is the greatest literary reference I’ve ever read.

Posted 2 days ago

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

the-goddamazon:

miradori:

mandavee:

mistuhsunny:

I literally cannot picture a young Danny Devito.  All I can imagine is a slightly smaller Danny Devito.

image

…what the fuck

BRUH